Hello, friend.

Hello, friend? That's both lame and a ripoff. I can't even be sure you're a friend. More likely, you're a bot looking for a software vulnerability, or an adversary doing OSINT. Fine, I'll leave out any personal information.

I know it's too late—I already put up too much earlier. I was young and naïve, and for some reason wanted to present my best self on the internet. If you're gathering intelligence, you already knew to check the web archive, and if not, maybe I gave you a bit of a curiosity you can use to keep procrastinating.

I miss the good old days, when the internet was an open playground. Guestbooks, visitor counters and links that could take you anywhere. What even is a personal homepage about these days?

This one won't be about anything at all. No portfolio: Bragging just feeds the ego, and I have nothing to prove. No blog: Writing for an audience may be a worthwhile endeavour, but it's not for me. I won't even write about who I am or list all my interests. I'd rather keep this short, and actually go pursue those interests when the site is ready.

In fact, I think I'll go do that right now.

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.